Stuarts Mother : What does mommie say about little boys who dont apolagize?
Stuart : I dont wanna say it
Mom: Say it! .
Stuart : Little boys who dont apologize get a stocking full of elf poop.
Stuart : Look what i can do!
Ms.Swan : Just take your hose and put it in my hoo hoo...
Ms.Swan : Yeah Yeah OK
Lorraine : Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Stuart : i want a puppy
Mom : tell what happened to the neighbors dog
Stuart : i dont wanna say
Mom : Say it
Stuart : i dont wanna say
Mom : say it
Stuart : the neighbors puppy pooped in the bed
Mom : yeah and we allready have enough trouble with you in that department
Random guy : i need a feeder rat
Clerk : one sec.
Mom : lets go stuart
Stuart : but i want to see the pet rat
RG : oh its not a pet, i have a boa constricter at home and im gonna feed
it live rats...
Stuart : DDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(attacks rg)
Conny Chung : so which do you think is best picture
Guy : ummm...
Conny : I think this one is
(shows picture of herself naked!!!)
